Well, maybe that one time in college(19) when I had a very irrational fear that I was pregnant... keep in mind, I was a virgin on my wedding day when I was 23. And just because we are all thinking it... HAHAHAHAHA, pregnant without trying, let alone having sex... riiight!
Ok, maybe there is one other time.... but that was way back in 8th grade when EVERYONE had started there period, and I hadn't. Then once it happened, I found out what a pain in the rear it was and wished I had never wished it into existence.
I was expecting the lady in red today, but I guess I will just have to wait patiently.... or not patiently- even with all of the practice in patience I've had over the last several months, I still am not very good at it!