It is time for another Busted Lib courtesy of Kate over at Busted Plumbing. If you would like to play along, check out this week's Busted Lib by clicking the button on my sidebar BEFORE you read my Lib below......
How To Look Scary in a Rough Neighborhood
Step 1: Consider wearing a hooded pair of pants or socks with the hood pulled over your head. When people can't really see your spleen, they are more wary of approaching you. With your hood up and your spleen down, you become and unknown quantity on the streets.
Step 2: Look people in the left index finger if they approach you. Looking away is always viewed as a sign of worry. Feeling safe is a matter of displaying confidence.
Step 3: Talk to yourself as you kick. When people think that you are mentally unstable, they have a tendency to leave you alone. This may sound funny, but making people melancholy before you allow them to make you exhausted is a valuable weapon when you have no other defense.
Step 4: Walk vigorously and hastily without smiling. Walk tall with your thighs back and ear lobes out, exuding confidence that you may not feel. Even if you are lost, look and walk like you know where you are and where you are going. Confidence is the most intimidating thing that you possess under these circumstances.
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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Busted Libs
Oh.My.Gosh.
I've been dying laughing for the last few minutes after reading what Kate over at Busted Plumbing has been up to this afternoon. Her blog is a pretty funny read... today she has introduced "Busted Libs." Mad libs for the infertile... hysterical!
I promise that I followed the rules and didn't peek.... here is my final product!
Your First Visit to the Reproductive Endocrinologist
Your first visit to a Fertility Specialist, also known as a Reproductive Endocrinologist (RE), can be NERVOUS. But don't worry! Your RE can be your first step in finding both the cause of and solution to your infertility. Infertility problems can make you feel THRILLED or TERRIFIED, however a good RE will take time to address these feelings. The RE may then do an examination of your ELBOW visually or by using an ultrasound. The RE may also examine your partner's KNUCKLE for any signs of abnormality. The doctor will ask you some pretty personal questions, like if your cervical mucus is FREEZING and NEON PINK, and if your menstruation looks SHARP. The doctor may suggest that you have intercourse QUICKLY rather than ABRUPTLY, and for you to JAB after intercourse. And don't feel bad if you have fertility challenges, even famous celebrities like LUKE PERRY have received infertility treatment. The most important thing is to keep a HYSTERICAL attitude, and turn to your BALLOONS for support. Good luck in your journey!
I promise that I followed the rules and didn't peek.... here is my final product!
Your First Visit to the Reproductive Endocrinologist
Your first visit to a Fertility Specialist, also known as a Reproductive Endocrinologist (RE), can be NERVOUS. But don't worry! Your RE can be your first step in finding both the cause of and solution to your infertility. Infertility problems can make you feel THRILLED or TERRIFIED, however a good RE will take time to address these feelings. The RE may then do an examination of your ELBOW visually or by using an ultrasound. The RE may also examine your partner's KNUCKLE for any signs of abnormality. The doctor will ask you some pretty personal questions, like if your cervical mucus is FREEZING and NEON PINK, and if your menstruation looks SHARP. The doctor may suggest that you have intercourse QUICKLY rather than ABRUPTLY, and for you to JAB after intercourse. And don't feel bad if you have fertility challenges, even famous celebrities like LUKE PERRY have received infertility treatment. The most important thing is to keep a HYSTERICAL attitude, and turn to your BALLOONS for support. Good luck in your journey!
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