Thursday, January 21, 2010

Busted Libs!

It is time for another Busted Lib courtesy of Kate over at Busted Plumbing. If you would like to play along, check out this week's Busted Lib by clicking the button on my sidebar BEFORE you read my Lib below......

How To Look Scary in a Rough Neighborhood

Step 1: Consider wearing a hooded pair of pants or socks with the hood pulled over your head. When people can't really see your spleen, they are more wary of approaching you. With your hood up and your spleen down, you become and unknown quantity on the streets.

Step 2: Look people in the left index finger if they approach you. Looking away is always viewed as a sign of worry. Feeling safe is a matter of displaying confidence.

Step 3: Talk to yourself as you kick. When people think that you are mentally unstable, they have a tendency to leave you alone. This may sound funny, but making people melancholy before you allow them to make you exhausted is a valuable weapon when you have no other defense.

Step 4: Walk vigorously and hastily without smiling. Walk tall with your thighs back and ear lobes out, exuding confidence that you may not feel. Even if you are lost, look and walk like you know where you are and where you are going. Confidence is the most intimidating thing that you possess under these circumstances.

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