Thursday, January 14, 2010

Busted Libs

I've been dying laughing for the last few minutes after reading what Kate over at Busted Plumbing has been up to this afternoon. Her blog is a pretty funny read... today she has introduced "Busted Libs." Mad libs for the infertile... hysterical!

I promise that I followed the rules and didn't peek.... here is my final product!

Your First Visit to the Reproductive Endocrinologist

Your first visit to a Fertility Specialist, also known as a Reproductive Endocrinologist (RE), can be NERVOUS. But don't worry! Your RE can be your first step in finding both the cause of and solution to your infertility. Infertility problems can make you feel THRILLED or TERRIFIED, however a good RE will take time to address these feelings. The RE may then do an examination of your ELBOW visually or by using an ultrasound. The RE may also examine your partner's KNUCKLE for any signs of abnormality. The doctor will ask you some pretty personal questions, like if your cervical mucus is FREEZING and NEON PINK, and if your menstruation looks SHARP. The doctor may suggest that you have intercourse QUICKLY rather than ABRUPTLY, and for you to JAB after intercourse. And don't feel bad if you have fertility challenges, even famous celebrities like LUKE PERRY have received infertility treatment. The most important thing is to keep a HYSTERICAL attitude, and turn to your BALLOONS for support. Good luck in your journey!


Busted Kate said...

Ok I chuckled at JAB after intercourse, but I LMAO at turning to balloons for support. Love it!! You rock :-) Thank you for playing!!

Melody said...

This is hilarious! Found your blog from kelly's korner tonight. I understand what you're going through and I'm sorry you're experiencing IF. I look forward to reading your blog more.