Thursday, November 11, 2010

Paper Sheets....

You know, those glorious sheets with which you cover yourself for ultrasounds and other gynecological procedures. I have never, I repeat NEVER had a problem with one. I am typically wearing a longish shirt and tuck the top of the sheet into the bottom of my shirt and then sit and patiently wait for the doctor to knock and come into the room. Well, on Wednesday I had my first and hopefully last 'paper sheet malfunction.'

All was well until the doctor said "Lets get started. Go ahead and lay back and relax your legs." Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiip, there went the sheet! Honestly, my modesty went out the window the first time I was violated by the wand. So, I wasn't too worried about my compromised paper covering. Sure there was now a huge gaping hole in the paper sheet right over my lady bits, but lets be honest the doctors head was between my legs and the nurse was down on the business end of things as well. The only other people in the room were my husband and I, and if either of us was offended by seeing those parts there might be some other issues that need to be addressed in terms of why we aren't getting pregnant! The doctor quickly jumped up, got me a new sheet and re-draped me to ensure complete coverage- I just kind of laughed inside. I know he was just trying to make me comfortable, but come on, you've got a spotlight shinning on my whoo-ha for heaven sake!!!

Oh the joys of infertility!

3 comments:

uneggsplained said...

That's too funny..... I used to consider myself somewhat of a modest women- then infertilty reared its ugly head and I feel like my lady parts have more of a 'social life' then me!

amy said...

Hi! I just came across your comment on my blog (it was a few weeks ago). Thank you so much for stopping by.

We are on a similar journey, although you've been trying a little longer. I'm doing my 2nd IUI this month as well! I'm not putting it on my blog, though, b/c my friends and family read it and it's just too hard this go round! I will be praying for you and I hope this is it for you! I'll be following you ;)

jrs said...

hilarious.
gotta love those paper sheets.
i have high hopes for you with this IUI